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connerybeagle
02 July 2009 @ 09:36 pm
Just Because  
Just because the fun TWITTER THING is not working right now.  Maybe it needs to be TRAINED.  Or maybe it needs more COOKIES.

Mymom is too busy.  She is doing the writing, writing, writing.  It is ONE OF THOSE BOOKS.  When she went to the PEOPLE VET for a WHOLE DAY last week and they made her stay and they did tests and stole BLOOD and we all did WAIT WAIT WAIT, she came home with PAPER TOWELS and she had written all over them and she turned them into a lot of pages for her WRITING.

But I make sure she does not forget to FEED ME.  And TRAIN ME.  And PLAY WITH ME.  And since she is starting to pull mythings together for AGILITY TRAVEL again, I will make sure she still does not FORGET ME.  Or BELLE.

She is making lists.  That is good.

BAWH!

She went back to the PEOPLE VET yesterday.  I could smell that place on her.  But they let her go faster this time after her TEST.  Now she is wearing the phone on her head and trying to have a NEW PEOPLE VET to find out why things ARE NOT RIGHT.

I make sure to keep VERY CLOSE track of her.  And then I got very worried and I BARFED.  Maybe because I ATE THINGS BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED but I'm not saying.  Now when I keep close track of her mymom says, "You aren't about to BARF ON MY FOOT AGAIN, are you?"

NO I AM NOT.

Maybe.

BAWH!
 
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talimena[info]talimena on July 3rd, 2009 05:00 am (UTC)
It's good you're keeping track, but not barfing on her feet is probably a good thing all around. You keep on helping, and I'm sure everything will be fine soon.
Connery: agility2[info]connerybeagle on July 3rd, 2009 03:10 pm (UTC)
You must be RIGHT. Since I am HELPING so HARD.

BAWH!
az-ang[info]azang on July 3rd, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
I hope your mom feels better soon and gets some answers to what's bothering her.
Connery: dogloo connery[info]connerybeagle on July 3rd, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
That would be BAWHSOME. *wag*
Branwen[info]klwilliams on July 3rd, 2009 05:22 am (UTC)
I hope the people vet finds out what's not right with your mom soon, and fix it right up.
Connery: smiling[info]connerybeagle on July 3rd, 2009 03:20 pm (UTC)
They had better or I will SNIFF THEM OUT and BAWH at them.

My LOUDEST.
Galeni[info]galeni on July 3rd, 2009 06:45 am (UTC)
Tell YourMom that people are pulling for her and hoping she gets good help soon. And please try not to barf on her feet.
Connery: drama shot[info]connerybeagle on July 3rd, 2009 02:55 pm (UTC)
It will depend on whether I ATE what mymom THINKS I ATE this morning.

I'm not telling!

It is good to keep her thinking.
Galeni[info]galeni on July 3rd, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
You could barf -beside- her feet, though. Easier on the shoes. Maybe she needs a Barf Rug under her desk for you?

Connery: dogloo connery[info]connerybeagle on July 6th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
I would like my own BARF RUG!

It would be MINE!

And mymom could TRIP ON IT and that would be EXCITING!
e_moon60[info]e_moon60 on July 3rd, 2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
Brilliant, thoughtful ConneryBeagle...you could learn to put your front paws on the toilet seat, lean over, and barf in the toilet. It would make yourmom's life much easier. I'll bet a smart dog like you could even learn to push the lever and flush the smelly barf away.
Connery: drama shot[info]connerybeagle on July 6th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
First we have to train mymom not to keep me away from the toilet and all that NICE CLEAN WATER.

BAWH!
e_moon60[info]e_moon60 on July 6th, 2009 07:56 pm (UTC)
Oh...I see her point, dear Connery. I know it looks clean, but it's got people cooties in it. The wrong kind. You might barf more.

Now if there were a cat litterbox, you could barf there, but you might also try to dig, and that would make things *much* worse. Eeeeuw. I should not have had that thought.



Connery: crate connery[info]connerybeagle on July 6th, 2009 07:59 pm (UTC)
I think litter boxes are VERY SPECIAL!

BAWH!
kit[info]mizkit on July 3rd, 2009 08:39 am (UTC)
Poor worried Connery. I hope YourMom is okay soon!
Connery: dogloo connery[info]connerybeagle on July 3rd, 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
That is NICENESS of you.
larah33: Me & Rob[info]larah33 on July 3rd, 2009 11:58 am (UTC)
Poor Connery. All that worry! *gentle scritches on your tummy*

Here's hoping YOURMOM's people vet figures things out soon. (And then maybe tells MY people vet what to do.)
Connery: drama shot[info]connerybeagle on July 3rd, 2009 03:00 pm (UTC)
I am glad mymom goes to MYVET where she wants to and WHEN she wants to and WHO she wants to. If she had a MYVET then she would have been SEEN again by now. But NO.
Jim Hetley[info]jhetley on July 3rd, 2009 12:33 pm (UTC)
Probably not barfing on her foot would help. Yourmom WORRIES too.
Connery: scold[info]connerybeagle on July 3rd, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
I am giving her OTHER THINGS TO THINK ABOUT.

Unless that makes it MORE THINGS to think about?

Uh-oh.
e_moon60[info]e_moon60 on July 3rd, 2009 04:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that's the problem, Connery. OTHER THINGS to think about doesn't get rid of the MANY THINGS to think about she already has, that make her tired and make her need a people vet even more. You're a smart beagle to realize that OTHER THINGS can easily become MORE THINGS.

We're all hoping that yourmom has FEWER THINGS to worry about real soon now, that she feels better and quits hurting and that you feel better too (even if that means NOT EATING THAT that you aren't admitting one way or the other.
Vicki[info]jacardie on July 3rd, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
Hugs and healthy thoughts beaming yourmom's way! And hugs and scritches for you, Connery!
Connery: crate connery[info]connerybeagle on July 6th, 2009 06:47 pm (UTC)
That is the BEST! *wag* Skritch right...HERE. On my CHEST. *melt*