Because I AM NOT.

Just so that is clear.

Mybrother Jean-Luc goes barkbarkbarkbarkbark. Mymom says he has an injured brain from when he was hurt as a puppy. I do NOT DO THAT.

Other dogs at agility trials go BARKBARKBARKBARK and I do not think they have INJURED BRAINS as excuses. I do NOT DO THAT EITHER.

But mymom says when I have a thing to say, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.

BAWH!

I still have lots to say, but mymom says TOO MUCH is happening and she needs to make a QUIET ZONE.

bawh..!

Because there are books due and we are PACKING again and family people are SICK and myBelle is hurt and mymom says OH I just need a quietness.

I think she will look at email. I think she can't STOP HERSELF from looking at email. I think bones are better but that is a people thing probably.

PS I have to say something on mytwitter, too, and that will come through here, but you are SPECIAL and have your own POST so you can IGNORE THAT.

PPS also I have stopped barfing on her feet from my BIG ADVENTURE. She says that is called PROJECTILE VOMITING THANK YOU VERY MUCH CONNERY BEAGLE which I think is a long name for it.