Just because the fun TWITTER THING is not working right now.  Maybe it needs to be TRAINED.  Or maybe it needs more COOKIES.

Mymom is too busy.  She is doing the writing, writing, writing.  It is ONE OF THOSE BOOKS.  When she went to the PEOPLE VET for a WHOLE DAY last week and they made her stay and they did tests and stole BLOOD and we all did WAIT WAIT WAIT, she came home with PAPER TOWELS and she had written all over them and she turned them into a lot of pages for her WRITING.

But I make sure she does not forget to FEED ME.  And TRAIN ME.  And PLAY WITH ME.  And since she is starting to pull mythings together for AGILITY TRAVEL again, I will make sure she still does not FORGET ME.  Or BELLE.

She is making lists.  That is good.

BAWH!

She went back to the PEOPLE VET yesterday.  I could smell that place on her.  But they let her go faster this time after her TEST.  Now she is wearing the phone on her head and trying to have a NEW PEOPLE VET to find out why things ARE NOT RIGHT.

I make sure to keep VERY CLOSE track of her.  And then I got very worried and I BARFED.  Maybe because I ATE THINGS BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED but I'm not saying.  Now when I keep close track of her mymom says, "You aren't about to BARF ON MY FOOT AGAIN, are you?"

NO I AM NOT.

Maybe.

BAWH!

• 10:52 Mymom took me to agility after TIME OFF and BAWH I WAS SO FAST! Mymom was not. She did not feel well. Now I will SLEEP ON HER FEET for her. #

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• 11:19 Another BATH. Mymom has FINALLY figured out both warm water and NOT BENDING OVER. I don't care about the BENDING but she goes "Aurgh!" BAWH! #
• 12:52 Now I am #16 AKC AGILITY BEAGLE. I am not as good as myfriend Major, who is #4. But mymom says SHE IS PROUD. #

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We are BACK FROM AGILITY!

It was our first time to drive away to agility trial play since we came to this place. It was TOTALLY NEW. We used a HOTEL and the room was very high and mymom carried Belle because stairs are not good for her back even though she is feeling good. Mymom went "OOF!" a lot. And we ran inside a VERY BIG PLACE with DIRT and HORSE SMELLS and COW SMELLS and a thing called SWAMP COOLING which is named SWAMP on purpose. I did not know people could be ALL WET like that ALL THE TIME.



BAWH!

I was a VERY GOOD BEAGLE. I RAN HARD. I RAN RIGHT.

Belle ran for mymom, too. She ran two days instead of three because of being older. But she ran FAST and she ran RIGHT.

WE RAN TEN TIMES and we got TEN Qs. That is FIVE DOUBLE Qs. Belle has her PAX title and maybe she will run long enough to have another one but probably not, so mymom says she runs to be HAPPY.

I am running to have a MACH. I have no idea what that means except it is BIG and IMPORTANT and HARD. It means I have to have speed points and TWENTY DOUBLE Qs.

Now I have TWENTY-TWO DOUBLE Qs.

So mymom did the Double Q Dance. She made sure no one was looking.

But there are still SPEED POINTS before I can be a MACH BEAGLE. Maybe I will RUN RIGHT next time and MAYBE NOT. It is another NEW PLACE. I will THINK ABOUT IT.

I wonder what kind of dance mymom will do then?

• 11:22 I am back home! I RAN AGILITY! I was a VERY GOOD BEAGLE! There were people watching and they SANG WITH ME! BAWH-bawoUUL!! #

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• 13:13 BAHWSOME! I am trimmed. I am bathed. MY FOOD IS PACKED. I will go scrunch up my bedding JUST RIGHT and wait. #
• 21:09 EARLY BEDTIME! For SURE we are leaving tomorrow. I will attach myself to mymom's ankles so she doesn't forget me. #

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• 15:18 I have COWLICKS! Mymom trims them so I look ESPECIALLY NICE when we travel. Today she did! That means BAWHSOME TRIAL FUN very SOON! #

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• 16:44 I got to climb ALL OVER the inside of the HORSE VET's TRUCK and SNIFF HIS THINGS. Mymom says: "AURGH!" and "*sob* Here is my credit card." #

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• 22:16 Oh RUN! Oh JUMP! Oh SCRAMBLE! BAWHBAWHBAWH! I CAN GET THAT WEAVE ENTRANCE! Big agility play before trialing BAWHSOME FUN. #

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• 16:47 I see PACKING happening. TRAVEL PACKING. BAWH! This could mean AGILITY FUN SOON! #

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• 14:55 Mymom is just WRITING. That is BORING. "Pages!" she says. "Must have PAGES." How is that better than a tennie ball? #

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• 16:30 BAWHSOME! I had my own special agility play lesson today! It was ALL ABOUT ME! Mymom even brought my TENNIE BALL! #

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• 17:52 Here is mymom's AUTHOR NEWSLETTER: snurl.com/jvcak. There are COVERS. And there is NEWS. And THINGS. It is READER COOKIES! #

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• 12:52 Mymom put us in the car with the bike! We ran and ran and RAN and now I'm going to SLEEP. #
• 16:55 Okay, now I am awake again! Entertain me, mymom! #

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• 10:52 I am # 17 AKC AGILITY BEAGLE. That is OKAY. BAWH! #
• 15:12 Hummingbird in the house! I WANT! Mymom said NO. She caught it and fed it and held it outside until it said "I am okay!" and FLEW AWAY. #

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• 09:21 I do not know this thing mymom calls a TICK. She made a face so it must be BAWHFUL. "Ugh!" she said. "We moved into Tick Territory!" BAWH! #

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• 11:37 We went back to the RIVER! Finally! BAWHSOME! There was SNOW! And a QUAIL! #
• 14:02 Oh. NOT SNOW. Mymom says COTTONWOOD TREES. I say then it shouldn't LOOK LIKE SNOW. #

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• 18:21 Iwasright! Iwasright! It's going to be AGILITY TRIAL PLAY! We set up MYCRATE and OURSPACE today! BAWHSOME! #

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• 12:48 Mymom is filling my agility trial TREAT SQUEEZE TUBES with BAWHschweigger. I am VERY ATTENTIVE. #

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• 13:06 Mymom is talking about books again. She calls it THE WHEE FACTOR. I think it should be THE BAWH FACTOR! writersplot.typepad.com/ #

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